The red terminal on a car battery they are usually positive, if you stick your fingers in a light socket and feel a tap on the elbow like a sledge hammer that's positive as well. There's 2 things mate in a mere 10 seconds I'm sure there's more.
Two atoms; One said to the other "I've just lost an electron" The other said "Are you sure?" The first one said "I'm positive!"
Positives. We have just finished in our best league position for 10 years. We have the crux of a good squad. We have just made a £20m profit on a player. We have the whole of the transfer window to buy some quality players to add to the squad and KEEP ON IMPROVING. Negatives- over to you Cest.
going to bed, work in four hours, if I wake up, thats a possative, if I sleep in its a bonus, and If I dont wake up at all, I will be one hell of a rotten bastard ghost at the SOL, Managers beware, you heard it here on Syds thread first.
sorry to hear that sad news, can you post the name and ess of the woman you got it off to save the rest of us, cheers
Positives kidney stones removed succesfully. Plus came out to find I'd won the lottery. Negatives pissing blood that feels like i'm pissing glass. (And the ****ing pain has started in my kidney again, hope I don't have to sign back into hospital tomorrow.) **** the pain, how much did you win
Oh ****ing hilarious. My sides have split open. Yeah cos its all my fault isn't it? You choose to see only positives and you think I see only negatives. I could say your burying your head in the sand and just hoping everything turns out okay in a kind of Willy Wonka way but that would be so unfair to generalise your thoughts wouldn't it?
My positives.... Currently converting my VW T5 into a camper...even though we had hailstones this morning.....and it's looking sweeeeeeet. Off on holiday to Menorca next week. Negatives? None. Tidy!
Too much time on yer hands, Parkers Friday night. That's deffo positive. Plus Ken Hom crispy aromatic duck with hoisin sauce pancakes and all the trimmings for a treat supper.
Wonder if Bents feeling Positive No friends left at Villa no manager and Martinez thinks Wigan are a better prospect