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Lets talk about positive things

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 10, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    No,

    HENDERSON
    BRUCE
    GYAN
    MAN U
    NGOG

    But you can call the mags names
     
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  2. talcnturnip

    talcnturnip Well-Known Member

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    The red terminal on a car battery they are usually positive, if you stick your fingers in a light socket and feel a tap on the elbow like a sledge hammer that's positive as well.
    There's 2 things mate in a mere 10 seconds I'm sure there's more.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    just got 2 new contracts today, so im positive
     
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  4. Charley Farley

    Charley Farley Well-Known Member

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    Two atoms;

    One said to the other "I've just lost an electron"

    The other said "Are you sure?"

    The first one said "I'm positive!"
     
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  5. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member
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    Positives.
    We have just finished in our best league position for 10 years.
    We have the crux of a good squad.
    We have just made a £20m profit on a player.
    We have the whole of the transfer window to buy some quality players to add to the squad and KEEP ON IMPROVING.

    Negatives- over to you Cest.
     
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  6. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Apart from the Cest bit all good points.
     
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    I've just had a syphilis test and its......oh never mind.
     
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  8. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    going to bed, work in four hours, if I wake up, thats a possative, if I sleep in its a bonus, and If I dont wake up at all, I will be one hell of a rotten bastard ghost at the SOL, Managers beware, you heard it here on Syds thread first.
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    sorry to hear that sad news, can you post the name and ess of the woman you got it off to save the rest of us, cheers
     
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  10. MackemsRule

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    Positives kidney stones removed succesfully. Plus came out to find I'd won the lottery. :)

    Negatives pissing blood that feels like i'm pissing glass. (And the ****ing pain has started in my kidney again, hope I don't have to sign back into hospital tomorrow.) :(

    **** the pain, how much did you win
     
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  11. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Oh ****ing hilarious. My sides have split open.


    Yeah cos its all my fault isn't it? You choose to see only positives and you think I see only negatives. I could say your burying your head in the sand and just hoping everything turns out okay in a kind of Willy Wonka way but that would be so unfair to generalise your thoughts wouldn't it?
     
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  12. SwanseaMackem

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    My positives....

    Currently converting my VW T5 into a camper...even though we had hailstones this morning.....and it's looking sweeeeeeet.
    Off on holiday to Menorca next week.

    Negatives?

    None.

    Tidy!
     
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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hailstones, sound like a big neg to me
     
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  14. bonnybobbypark

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    At least we aren't Aston Villa
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    and aint that a fact
     
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    An anagram of 'Imogen Thomas' is 'A smooth minge'

    I feel more positive already :-D
     
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  17. SwanseaMackem

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    Just cheered me up even more!

    Thanks Bonny Lad!
     
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  18. 56Danny

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    Too much time on yer hands, Parkers <laugh>

    Friday night. That's deffo positive.
    Plus Ken Hom crispy aromatic duck with hoisin sauce pancakes and all the trimmings for a treat supper.
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    been to tesco again
     
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  20. mitchthemakem

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    Wonder if Bents feeling Positive No friends left at Villa no manager and Martinez thinks Wigan are a better prospect
     
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