Reincarnation

I see. I was wondering if it had something to do with you having a small penis. Never mind.

 

Hang on. Roll this back a bit. Seagulls aren't real?

 

No such thing fingers. There's herring gulls, black headed gulls etc. but no such thing as a seagull. See what you learn on not606?

 

I see. I did not know that. So "seagulls" is a collective name for different varieties of gull.

 

The lifestyle of a racehorse is fantastic - especially if they complete their career and end up at stud. That and I've got a minute one.

 

No, it's somewhat apocryphal. People believe them to be seagulls 'cause they don't realise there are so many varieties.

They're actually just called gulls.

 

Only lasting a minute isny the worst thing in the world.

 

They reckon Reincarnation is making a bit of a comeback these days

 

Anyhoo, back to the OP. I'd like to come back as a Rock Star. What a life, all the drugs, women and general ****ing around anybody could wish for.

 

It is if you're paying by the hour

 

Well leaves ye plenty of time to have a smoke an a nice chat.

 

Not really mate. If they don't run fast enough they get their bollocks cut off.