o/t how would u like to die?

Say struck by lighting, peacefully in your sleep, starved or froze to death by the tories, in the throes of passion, with shock at sunderland's 6th goal vs mags? et cetera any ideas?

 

Cuddled into Michelle Keegan and Rihanna after nailing the pair of them

 

Do I survive?

 

Drowning, Strangulation or bleeding out. Anything that restricts the oxygen to the brain. That way the death is euphoric.

Looking for tips or something nomoregeordies?

 

Painlessly hopefully..

 

if oneil had still been here it would have been the same for us all ...bored to death

 

After watching us stuff the mags again at our place followed by a session as you do, humping the back eyes out of kelly brook, cheryl cole and holly willoughby then a sudden heart attack.

 

I once died and went to heaven after making love to nomoregeordies. He has such a delicate touch.

 

Not fussed. The end result is the same.

 

Preferably having me tyres blown up by some gorgeous woman and popping me clogs just after the vinegar stroke.

translation. getting my c*ck sucked by Kelly Brook and dying just after she swallows my tatie water

 

I found that quite tender

 

I've always considered myself to be immortal and will continue to believe that until I receive evidence to the contrary.

Seriously I'd like to give my life saving a young person from a gunman, such as Hungerford or whatever.

I've lived 10 lives in my time and loved it all .......... if I went tomorrow I couldn't complain but I'd like my end to be a noble gesture to give someone else a chance to enjoy their life.

And no, I'm not pissed ............

 

Keep me out of this GT, your music tastes are good I admit but if I have left the wrong impression then you need to give your heed a shake..

 

NoMoregeordies

You would be really unlucky yo die like that.

The lightning would probable see you off, and I don't think you would be sleeping peacefully after it struck

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