Serious question Is there any poster who

Well you need to because when you can't find your cock then it's bye bye to your lass.

 

Are you Jan Molby?

 

I know, I know.

Very much like that mate. I'm a very lazy footballer.

Don't worry mate, can't really miss it, and I'm nowhere near that big anyway, I wear it well if that's possible.

 

I'd be well up for it me. Would be awesome, the hull lot would be close enough to give a lesson to anarl?