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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Milk not bear jizz, Nov 14, 2013.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Hi everyone, since I've started posting here I feel like I should probably introduce myself.

    I'm Steve, from Chester. Currently unemployed... by choice... won the lottery on my first try when I was 23. Some sound investments in google and apple at their IPOs, I should be set for life.

    Got interested in Liverpool when Ian Rush broke down in front of my house once- no idea who he was at the time; gave him a lift into Accrington and he bought me seasons tickets... been hooked on the sport since then.

    I'm married... no kids. Don't see the wife much as she's a model... travels around the world for various events... she lets me keep mistresses to keep myself out of trouble though, so its all cool.

    Anyhow... going to be gone next week. A rare species of grasshopper was found in my garden. The queen is having me over for tea to celebrate. Not going to miss the Everton game though... got tickets for the directors box.

    Anyhow... nice to meet everyone... I'm sure you all have stories similar to mine about how you got into supporting Liverpool.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Nov 14, 2013
  2. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;b_ILDFp5DGA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA[/video]
     
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  3. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Sorry, we're full <ok>
     
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  4. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Arrrrr, we doesn't like strangers round these parts.
     
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  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Do we need to introduce an initiation procedure?
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    When Ian Rush broke down in front of your house did you dry his eyes for him?

    Welcome Steve <ok>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Nov 14, 2013
  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I have sharpened by axe at home but want someone to go to chester for me and bring this guy back...
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Nov 14, 2013
  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Hello onion, have you been lurking in the background for a while or did you just finad us and sign up?

    Or are you Hash?
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm RHC. :D

    Actually no... or am I? Just having a lark... I'm here from a long time ago.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Actually you're not. But we do share some similar interests <whistle>
     
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  11. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    My boys just ask for some cereal and then threw a paddy because we've run out of milk <whistle>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What's that got to do with who Onion is?

    Right I'm thirsty I fancy a glass of Milk.
     
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  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    With my mrs nearing the end of her pregnancy, her tits are getting massive with all the milk <ok>
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Stop derailing!

    I'm trying to watch a programme about farming, they're off to Milk the cows and I'm missing it.
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Pics?

    Right... off to get my prostate milked...
     
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  16. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    No worries, I'll just enjoy this box of milk tray chocolates then <ok>
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    could you help me put something into my van , my hand is broke :bandit:
     
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