A Nigel so ashamed of being a Nigel he pretends to be a Jock. Tragic really. Just tragic. 'Mon now, Jakey Bhoy. It's obvious
I've just told you I'm a non national you moronic brainn dead plastic paddy ***** ****. Why are Smelltic fans so ****in thick!! Certainly don't confuse them by asking them to identify pieces of fruit.
Through some random event I found out today that Ant and Dec are only 38 years old - how to **** are they ****s only 9 years older than me, they've been about forever?