Good Afternoon All, As a favour to you all I have designed this simple test and scoring system so you can see if you are a true fan of the club. The point system is non negotiable and the answer is final. Regards DS: Criteria: Holds season ticket: +15 Is planning to renew: +10 Attends all Home games without a season ticket: +20 Does not have season ticket but attends over 12 games a season: +10 Does not have a season ticket but attends over 6 Home games a season: +5 Does not have season ticket and plans to attend over 10 Games this season: +7 Is proud of the town and is clear to state this to outsiders: +3 Makes excuses on internet forum for not having a season ticket: - 5 Has held a season ticket for over three seasons: +5 Travels to at least three away games a season: +7 Can actually sing the Rickie Lambert song correctly: +2 Did not cringe when they first heard the Lee Banard song: -1 Hates Portsmouth: +2 Dislikes Portsmouth: +1 Doesn’t care: 0 Likes Portsmouth -3 Makes Purchases of Southampton Merchandise of over £50 per annum: +2 Is over 18 and wears Southampton Kit abroad on holiday: - 1 Wears Southampton “SFC“ embroided “smart “Shirt on a night out: -2 Has brought and read at least 2 Southampton FC related Southampton FC books: +1 Purchases food and drink at the Stadium: +1 Likes food and drink at the stadium: - 1 Has Southampton Tattoo: -10 (reduce to minus 5 if seriously regrets tattoo) Invaded Pitch after the Sheffield Utd game: +2 (note you are excluded from these points if you invaded the pitch after the Burnley game.) Invaded Pitch after the Burnley Game : - 2 Only went to the Man U and linked game last season: -20 Leaves early: - 5 Joins in Mexican wave: -1 Bonus points: Takes Family or has convinced friend(s) to regularly watch Southampton FC: +3 Travels over 30 miles to ground: + 3 Travellling across water (not including bridges) to get to SMS: 1.5 Has not used the ignore function on me: +1 Travels to all Away games: +20 Travels to over 10 Away games: +15 Penalty points: Caring about those “Bars, level up, Achievement” section to the left of this post: - 10 Taking an instrument (s) or any gimmicky noise maker into a football ground: - 20 Above 60: A geek and probable loaner Above 40: Loyal and well respected fan of Southampton FC Above: 30: Fan of Southampton FC Above 20: A supporter Above 10: An acquaintance of Southampton FC Above 0 – 10: Not worthy of a title Below 0: Antimoaner
Did it for fun. Scored 8 which points out a flaw in system, because anyone who knows me will tell you I'm an obsessed Saints fan. Don't live 30 miles from ground but surely should get bonus points for crossing water
42 .... But a little confused how certain ones deduct points?????? IE - Why would having a saints tat lose points..... not that i have one
