Who are the most famous / known people that you have played sport with or against ?

I tell the kids never marry a virgin from out that way. If they're not good enough for their family, they're not good enough for ours.

 

Nearly forgot, I talked to papa and ehab allam on the night we won promotion. Ehab had a sense of humour. It was at Skidby restaurant.

 

My old man got incest mixed up with arson & set fire to my sister.

 

His sister
South Holderness rule ok

 

tony norman, lived down our ave(digs) we used to play footie with the tenfoot entrance as our goal . he always fancied himself as a striker !

 

Swingin ya pork sword like a black memba - bet ya did'nt even get to stab him with it, - did ya. ?. He obviously left his mark on U. FAGGOT 4 LIFE.

 

If we are name dropping I was in the same class as Dave Dewberry at school.

 

I can't remember his name now but a guy played for Hull Boys and he'd sometimes play in our park games but he didn't want to mess up his shoes so he'd play in his socks but he was still strong in the tackle and kick the ball incredibly hard. I think he got distracted by girls and never made it as a career.

 

I played against Roy Greenwood. If I marked him close, balls were put behind me and he beat me to the ball and left me for dead. If I stood off him, he'd come at me with the ball and tapped it past me and left me for dead. Come to think of it, everybody left me for dead!

 

Forgot to mention-Darren France who fell backwards onto me at a corner and nearly flattened me.I was like one of those cartoon animals when they get run over by a steamroller.
Also Jeff Barmby and the guy who played centre forward for Blyth Spartans during their famous FA Cup run although i cannot remember his name.

 

Played pool against Rick Witter in York and Gaz Coombes at Reading. Once saw Norman Collier at a service station.

 

Charity squash nine-pointer against Jahangir Khan - he played five of us, all half decent, he never broke sweat and ripped us all a new one. I won one serve and cherish the memory.

 

In true Viz style......i play tennis with Piers Bryant who won Gladiators in 1997, can any of you not beat that????

I also played with Paul Robinson at Junior school in Leconfield and on a sat at age 9/10 or something, more recently played against Waddle in a pre season friendly and the fat old ****er pulled my pants down without even moving....ridiculous.

 

Can everyone referring to said player on this thread please show the same amount of respect offered to Allam and refer to him as Dr Barmby.

 

When at Uni in Southampton in mid 70's played against the likes of Peter Osgood, Mick Channon etc in a behind closed doors match before they went to Wembley to beat Man U.

 

I'll stab you with my pork sausage and steal your pride you wigga wannabe little pussy.

Nice rhyme in your signature, did your mummy help you with it?