How Northern are you? Take the test. http://toys.usvsth3m.com/north-o-meter/ According to this I'm so Southern I'm almost French
I have'nt looked at the questionaire but i'll guess it goes along the lines of: Do you own Ferrets? Do you work in a mine? Do you wear a flat cap? Do you know what Ecky Thump means? Do you stop to tie your shoelaces before going into a pub with a group of friends?
Do you **** your mother? Do you **** your father? Do you **** your siblings? Do you **** sheep? Do you **** in a shed in the garden? Yes to all five.