The fact the English were third, and rated more manly than Russians, says it all (IT'S LIES, ALL LIES)
What do you call a bovine quadruped that eats plants of the phylum Bryophyta? A moss-cow. I'll get my coat.
Every pint of shandy they quaff and every time they pronounce 'chance' as 'chawnce' cancels out a stoically-taken boot in the balls or a speedily-assembled flatpack chest of drawers by a northerner.