Monkey news!!

Poyet the chump, (some say chimp) decided to let the "pundits" decide if the referee was correct yesterday!! Of course he was you hairy ****wit. One derby win does not make a season, as I am sure you team of players will prove as we go thru the fixtures. Championship managers belong in the Championship. And Championship clubs belong in the Championship, as I am sure your useless team will prove by the end of the season. More Bananas anyone?

 

I don't know, maybe we should ask Peter Reid?

 

Gus Poyet has had an accident and needs a brain transplant. The Sunderland fans decide to club together to get him a new brain, not wanting to lose their messiah. Being paupers they are well short of cash, so in a moment of pity a Newcastles fan decide to help the paupers out. However the veterinarian warns the fans, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the full cost yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the fans.

"For a Sunderland monkey brain, £500,000. For a Newcastle monkey brain, £200,000," replied the vet.

All the Sunderland fans nodded because they thought they understood. But Newcastle fans was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between Newcastle monkey brain and a Sunderland monkey brain?"

"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The Newcastle monkey brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".

 

Provided Sunderland are relegated by the end of this season, of which I am certain, wouldn't it be 7 seasons in the top flight for them? Which is a tremendous achievement for a club of such humble standings within the game.

 

Where is it that they hang monkeys anyway?

 

Where is it that they hang monkeys anyway?

 

Hartlepool

 

That's right, a long time since I heard anything about it.

The little Frenchmen with the furry coats and long tails.

 

That's right, a long time since I heard anything about it.

The little Frenchmen with the furry coats and long tails.

 

The furry little Frenchmen that they used to hang.

 

I was on the Sunderland board recently, I described Poyet as looking like a monkey and was accused of being racist!

Peter Reid, Gus Poyet & Gareth Bale!

Ooh! 'ave a banana!

 

The term has been deemed as being racist...

 

Surely in order to be deemed a racist comment it has to meet a specific criteria point, last time I saw pictures of those 3 I wouldn't say any of them met that certain criteria item.

Nothing to see here.....move along please.

 

But the point is, is why do you have to meet a certain colour criteria for a remark to be classed as racist? surely that in itself could be deemed as racist!
We can call someone from Scotland a Scot or someone from Australia an Aussie, but we are not allowed to use the short name from someone from Pakistan!!!
It is a crazy world we live in and I was probably being a bit naughty with jokers remark just to highlight this fact..

 

Probably for the same reason why the word monkey is now deemed racist....my point was it's only deemed racist if it's directed towards a black person. If Patrice Evra had called Suarez a monkey nowt would have been said about it.

The word Paki, if it were used just to describe people from Pakistan then it probably wouldn't be that big a deal, but the fact is it's used in a more general sense and has been for a long time. Society has dictated this more than anything else....the government just jumped on the bandwagon and deemed it politically incorrect.

 

WTF?! So the word Monkey is racist? What do we say if we actually see a monkey? Or if your kid is being cheeky and you call him a cheeky monkey!! The word monkey isn't racist you idiot!

Using it to describe a black person to make connotations about their race is racist.

The simple face is that Peter Reid, Poyet and Bale actually LOOK like a monkey, nothing to do with their race. In the same way van Nistelrooy and Stacey Soloman look like a Horse.

 

[video=youtube;C4zWdSxKYFo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4zWdSxKYFo[/video]

 

You obviously didn't read my following comments did you.. I was highlighting the confusion these days over what can be deemed as racist!!

 

That's what all the racists say, racist

 

You obviously didn't read my post properly there's no confusion over that. It's not racist.