DON'T TURN YOUR BACK!! Shouted at any player who has the temerity to turn their back away from a ball that has been blasted at them from close range!
You're ****ing **** you (can be shouted at one of your own and mumbled in the general direction of the opposition). Come 'ed lads we can still do this (usually after the 3rd or 4th flies past your own keeper). Where's the talking...no-one's talking (must raise voice towards the end of the sentence to cover the fact that no-one else is talking). Switch it...switch it (again voice must be raised for the second switch it if the ball isn't switched within miliseconds). He's your man (when your far too ****ed to even think about marking someone yourself). He was your man (when you've just completely lost the man you were supposed to be marking).
NO, DON'T DO THAT, SOMEONE STOP HIM: When said player goes a step to far after getting naked on the pitch.
One I hate (cos was usually on receiving end of it) "MEGS!" - A cheeky, twinkle-toed twat will scream a split second before passing it through an opponents legs.
"I'm claiming it" - usually said after a long punted clearance that the striker gets on the end of and scores (assist)
Stick it in the box/mixer (just lump it in the box and pray to god someone shoulders/shanks/elbows it in). Just ****ing stick it in next time (as if you weren't trying to "stick it in" this time)
My favourite from the list just has to be the classic "Dont fook about with it there!" meaning "You are no good as a footballer so dont try and be one, just get rid of the Fooking thing as quickly as you can!" Top thread Gerrez
It's still 0-0 Said when you've taken a 4-0 lead after 15 minutes in an attempt to warn your team mates this game isn't over... Usually this follows by you wining the game 10-0
Our lot need it. Lost count of the number of times we've gone one or two up for them to switch off because they think they've won only to lose 7-2 or something
Not really a bit of language but never do you see more of a game of two halves when it's windy. We played 1 game a few years ago, with the wind we went 4-0 up at half time only to then lose the game 6-4 when facing into the wind. Don't think we got out of our half all 2nd half
Yep, we had one were we went 4-0 down in first half. Drew 4-4 come final whistle. I can tolerate playing in rain, snow, etc but I hate wind
Bit like golf in the wind - that's pretty funny (If you've got about 100 spare balls and you're half cut) otherwise it's ****ing annoying
Indoor 5 aside we didn't have wind issues... but "winded" issues. You could have the best team and winning 5-0 at halftime but if you had no subs and the other team had 5 subs doing regular 5 min substitutions they would run you into the ground because they could just sprint for 60 mins... you have to slow down occasionally when you have no subs. It always worked out that way too... one team have no subs or 4 players and the other team had 10 or more people show up.
