When they go on about the 5-1 drubbing I just remind them who holds the record for the highest ever away win and who our opponents were on that day
Had last two days off with kids for half term, just strolled into the branch after appt elsewhere and the 2 mags here (i'm the only other fella) when i coughed 2-1 both went "**** game wasnt it" i laughed and said nope, silence is golden