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It's not Pardew's fault.....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by jimileysbaldhead, Oct 28, 2013.

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  1. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Jimiley's baldhead out!
     
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  2. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Correction

    Jimiley's baldhead's wife out
     
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  3. The mighty DeBOOSHy

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    Spot on, this.
     
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  4. The mighty DeBOOSHy

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    Oops! I was referring to this - this is what is spot on. *ahem*
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    The last time I let her drive me anywhere she bollocked me for not opening the door to let her out, I guess I just panicked and swam to the surface to save myself.
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

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    <laugh>...Keep it up marra..
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    I've got it sussed for 1/2/14 and subsequently we'll absolutely batter you at our place, I'm going out on the p*ss the day before the match, get totally sh*t faced and drive home with my bollocks dangling out of the window whilst shouting " all cppers are bastards " as I drive past the local police station. As I got a warning last year because my dog ate a neighbours prize hen they're bound to do me for drunk driving, therefore wor lass can get some other daft bugger to drive her f*cking " Nissan....made in Sunderland " on derby day.
     
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  8. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Or even sell the car and replace it with a car made in Newcastle.
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

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    Now that dozy tw*t's been banged up for 12 months I could always use my horse and cart to get to match without the horse fretting about getting a fat lip.
     
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  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    That's true.
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

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    I didn't realise there was a car factory in Newcastle..You learn all sorts on here like.. <whistle>
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Keep it up at his age? You've got to be joking!
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Neigh, or a bloody nose.
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    I marra..football juggling does get more difficult as you get older..<whistle>
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    <laugh> .
     
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  16. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Wouldn't know not a car expert <whistle>.
     
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