http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2013/oct/29/are-you-a-football-hipster?CMP=fb_gu You scored 27 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there. Thank **** for that, I hate hipsters although I would know a false nine.
You scored 40 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom
35 out of 60, Bit of a Hipster. Shame, I was hoping for full on hipsterdom, but answered too honestly.
You scored 31 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there.
I will be holding council in my usual Z6 seat on Saturday if anyone needs help: not the body or mind— Man is far more than a product of his environment, or his genes.
The hipster and his hired hat Drive a borrowed car Yellow socks and a pink cravat Nothing La Di Da JCC Beasley Street.
"You scored 23 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER; in fact you're something of an ignorant right-wing ****! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Mooh-lawn rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise false boobs if a pair came up and popped their hot, erect nipples in your cakehole. You've got some work to do. Start off with a video of the Best of Little & Large and work from there."
You scored 38 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom Don't how you could choose between the pundit question - there was no Steve Claridge option
You scored 35 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom How did they know I had a St pauli shirt! Spooky
You scored 35 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom Had to chose Jamie Redknapp, bit like deciding between plague or cholera.
