Really get on your nerves? Aye ****e threads like this one, i know, owt else? Ant's i ****ing hate ants. Chest freezers, People who say 'god it's hot' when the friggin sun is blazing...
Garda checkpoints on my route home after smoking weed... Ffs driving 20mph with all the windows down and smiling away then spot the ****ty flashing blue lights it's a total buzz kill trying to get the windows up stop smiling and speed up a bit but not too fast as to go through the checkpoint.
Ignorance and people with no basic manners. Hold the door for someone and they just look at you straight in the eye and walk on, those people deserve a punch in the back of the head.
pUDDLES. Big bastartin' puddles that ye don't see when ye park the car and then step in when ye get oot