Here goes nothing

Captain Gambol:

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Indestructable. da da da dah dah, da da da dah dah, dah da.

 

Bottle of Poitin, pair of pliers.

 

You've just ruined my childhood.

Now whenever I think of Captain Scarlett I wont be able to get the vile image of a nine fingered skinny streak of pish from South Lanarkshire, the center of Nutantsville, Arizona.

 

So you like puppet shows.

****

 

You were already senile by the 60s.

 

You might as well give us the full story now. Industrial accident or drunken escapade? Try to include a wild ambulance ride and some hot nurses.

 

Only someone who is questioning is sexuality would come up with something like that.

 

Says the ***** **** who knows which decade the show came from.

Abysmal fail.

Now **** off and die sonny.f

 

Pics first

 

Dig it out with mini scissors .

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This.

Don't just have it removed cos it'll grow back just as bad and not having a toe nail is painful for a while. Especially if its your big toe.

I had a thin slice taken from each side of a nail and then a controlled chemical burn on the exposed nail bed to stop it growing back. Or some such bollocks.

 

Did you get your ring piece bleached while you were there you big fanny?

 

*fat
*ugly
*North Lanarkshire

 

Ok. This story includes them all.

The life of Gambol...

...shall follow in my latest book "A Life Less Gambol" available in all good book stores whenever the **** I decide to write it.

 

Hand injury pics (as taken by the Hospital staff at the time of the accident) or knob pics (as taken by request)?

 

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Is this toe nail really bad like?

Best watch out.

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Boak.