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Horse-puncher goes to jail!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Hugh Briss, Oct 24, 2013.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Boa is on a secret mission behind enemy lines.
    He's now called nomoregeordies.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2013
  2. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> little stirrer you! <ok>
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    The horse is doing fine, the idiot that punched it is doing time.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently the horse is dismayed as such a big sentence for the chap. He was seen with rather a long face.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2013
  5. Agent Bruce

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    Neigh, that isn't true is it?
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you sound a little horse tonight AB :)
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    I am a bit hoarse actually. Could maybe do with a cough bottle.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What you mean... you cough and the barmaid hands you the bottle?
     
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    She's got a better way of curing a cough than that.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Does it have anything to do with the way she works that draught pump?










    I know you like a good pint. :)
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Does that mean all Sunderland fans should be in prison for having the temerity of flogging a dead horse? Give it up chaps... You're dooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> I hope that doesn't come back to bite you tomorrow JPF.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Howay... they only banned me from their board as a preemptive measure because they assume I was going to go over and gloat about our win... Well everyone knows I'm considerably more classy than that :wink:
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    You must have done something far worse than punching a horse to get banned from our board..They are far more tolerant than some boards I could mention..<whistle>
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You still banned. ****ing hypocrites.

    I'm sure you would take a defeat in good grace, and be humble in victory...........................
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 27, 2013
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I unbanned one of their lads last week anarl,
    To my knowledge we only have bans out on nomoregeordies and Billy D on this board.
    they have bans out on Deluded Toon, john humble, Tash, JPF, Mr Tiote.
    Looks like 'tolerance' is a matter of opinion like.

    at at the end of the day though we have to respect their right to run things as they see fit.
     
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  17. the_gateshead_ninja

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    what a load of ****. That punch will have felt like a little nip to that horse.
     
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    the_gateshead_ninja, Oct 27, 2013
  18. Rick O'Shea

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    Oh well, thats alright then.
     
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    prison for causing a horse some minor discomfort that will have completely evaporated from its life after about 5-10 seconds? I expected a few hundred quid fine, maximum. They whip their arses in horse races and no one bats an eye.
     
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  20. Rick O'Shea

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    People use whips when being kinky, should they also be imprisoned?
     
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