please log in to view this image Ya da's ower there pet, on the floor, besides that greet big orse, got toothacha ya nar.
"Bag of polo mints for Bud? Yes pet, he's over there next to the blazing wheelie-bin and the pile of missiles."
We think one of that lot is yer da pet, cant be sure, when you eat a tin of beans and you fart, you cant tell which bean it was
"That's Mike Ashley, right there ...... he's the one flogging these dodgy tops that shrink to half their size!"
Copper 'Pennywell is over there love... but you'll have to change your shirt pet' or 'this is the amount of points SAFC have right now'
The Newcastle trophy display? Errrrrr yes love, right there between the Yeti and 6 foot high pink rabbit ........
That's ACS over there, the one in the gimp suit, don't mention the **** who's just whacked a horse though, his arse will fall out.