Tough choice this the Arse are playing well but my moneys on Rudy-she'd get it too. Meelan V Barca as well. Got a couple of bottles of Lambrini in if the mrs is up for a bit of fondulation later it could just be the perfect night in!!
Arsenal vs Dortmund over Milan vs Barca. Either way, there's highlights on tonight so nothing will be missed. Schalke vs Chelsea should be a tight game too. Hoping Ajax smash Celtic.
Got a wee soft spot for Frances. I think it's because she looks like a blind person sometimes and for some strange reason I find that attractive/endearing. Recording GBBO though cause at the moment, watching Arsenal can't be topped.
Go for both Chaz. The Arse & The GBBO. Woo the Mrs with The GBBO & Lambrini. That should be enough on it's own. Both sophisticated & understanding of her television viewing needs. Tell her Ruby is a bit of a cry baby munter & you'd prefer a nibble on Mrs R's baps any day of the week, especially on a Tuesday. She'll be like a soft dough in your hands just waiting to be kneaded. The fondulation will take care of it's self. Lights off, eyes shut, think of Ruby whilst the fondulation Arse comes into play. Job done. Downstairs to watch football highlights at half 10. Job done, all happy. Disclaimer Apologies in advance for suggesting dirties with member's family members without gaining their prior written consent. No offence (although I believe arsing about may be a criminal one) was intended.
Keano on form... Silence across the studio as he trashes Fergie...but for the laughing of Ian Wright.
completely forgot arsenal were on! GBBO with the Mrs for me ! Mary berry is a much more lovable character than arse whinger !
If i have to you have to!! The lads put the mockers on it. He's been surgically removed from his gaming chair and "err futtys on yer know". The mrs has buggered off for a bath. Fingers crossed for later
