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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Irish Out Of Britain
     
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  3. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. ScotlandFanMuir

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    I wish we could get Britain out of Britain.

    Lets go somewhere else.

    Spain?
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    I think once we're independent we should get to keep parts of the empire. I'm thinking Barbados or perhaps or the Maldives. Some sort of job swap programme perhaps?
     
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  6. ScotlandFanMuir

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    And we'll send ER to the British embassy in Tehran just to get him out of the way.
     
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  7. As We Know

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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...the Maldives are sinking, so probably not a good choice.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    you can keep Birmingham, it's almost as trampy as Scotland so you wont even know it's there and they also have a silly accent.
     
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    <applause>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    It's pot luck. You could be sent to Antigua to work as a rum tester or sent to Kiribati to dig for phosphate. It all depends on your usefulness to society. I'll probably end up running a consulate on Jamaica. ER will be digging burial ditches in Lesotho.
     
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  13. Medro

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    Sssshhhhhhhh don't tell Julian
     
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