You Know You're A ***** When....

Aye but there's a shortage of ****ter paper in Venezuela. At least they'll be worth more if you take them over there.

 

...when you're in your late 20s and you read comics.

 

...when you read a Dan Brown book and think it's good.

 

I'm 48 and I still read Viz.

Does that make me a *****?

 

Any form of reading is an anathema to spastics like Medro

 

....the kids you babysit don't want to watch Star Wars with you

 

....when your username is synonymous with failure

 

...you have publicly backed every crooked businessman who has taken a bite out of your football clubs share issue and run off

 

........When you think you are something special, like a few on here.

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You have read all 8 pages of this ****e

 

When you give your missus thalidomide and tell her it's an armless legal high.

 

...your wittiest comeback is synonyms with "la la la I'm not listening"

 

You constantly use the word beeling to indicate you have won an argument on an internet forum

You constantly use the word styling to indicate you have won an argument on an internet forum

You are an adult and have read all the Harry potter books

 

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I gave up on Viz at least 15 years ago, still occasionally clever/original but that's become less and less to the point where it;s more dull than funny.

You're basically trapped in the 70's/80's aren't you?

 

FFS Shameless. We all know not to break the carefully constructed reality ER lives in. Just pretend that Blake's 7 is still on TV and humour him

 

You take anything seriously or get proper beelin on an internet forum such as GC

 

...you pay £7 for poppadums

 

When your avatar for months was a Pierrot picture and you then accuse people of living in the 80s