... because their PR coaches have told them that the over use of 'basically' and 'literally' make them look like *****
All the time - literally all the bloody time. I think someone has a list of phrases and words which is amended every 2 years and circulated to all the players.
"I was pleased to score but obviously it's about the team getting the win." "Great to get a victory but obviously we're just gonna take each game as it comes."
It'd be more fitting for a footballer to tell us he'll be celebrating his match winner by shagging some sluts We would really aspire to be them more after that.
"We need to keep it tight at the back early doors" "It's 11 against 11" "there are no easy games" "the boys done the business out there" "feed the monkeys, the darkies are starving"