Without a word of a lie........

First **** of the day notched up.

Texture:

5 on the Stool chart with no sting.

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FFS

 

I did a 6 that eventually became a 5 in work this morning.

Just as some sad **** came in to use the shower as well. Enjoy that smell all steamed up ya prick.

 

There should be type 8....one that comes through the mouth One of the most disgusting things I've ever seen was an 80 year old man ****ing out his mouth.

 

Is that even possible, ML!?

WHIT.

 

Judging by that chart I've had a Type 1 already today, went on forever.

Hard to stop the splash back effect when you're doing one of them, unless you **** on the floor

 

****s that go in to the cubicle next door when there's other ones free should all be executed.

 

Whatabout the ****e with bits of broken glass in it? Where does that fit in?

 

Wad of toilet roll = splashback guard.

 

They've got showers on every floor in here because loads of arseholes go running on their lunch-breaks or run into work.

But then they've put ****ters in with the showers. I always use those ones if I need a dump first thing.

 

Bet you're popular.

 

I'm a stealth ****ter. I check if someone is already using the shower cubicle and make sure I'm done before they are.

I'm the Phantom Smell of floor 2.

 

Gies ye summat to do at work I suppose.

 

It is very possible and happens regularly in the ward my missus works in. I was in one time seeing her, next thing this guy walks out and says he thinks something is wrong.......then splat. I thought it was vomit at first, but it stunk of ****e and a doctor confirmed that it was indeed ****e that came out. The guy had a stoma and it was blocked, so there was nowhere else for it to go.

 

wish I had showers at work. wee lunch time ****

 

...or a wash ya manky ****.

 

This explains both Trev's ailments.

His lack of regular faecal movent and wickedly foul breath.

 

Anyhoo, enjoyed the game last night.

Whit wiz it with the fannies booing Jelly when he come on?

 

Ask him to brush his teeth before you kiss him.

 

He walked away