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Sex swap Manchester United fan wants to score with Robin van Persie

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  1. Jeremy Hillary Boob

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    The one who bats left-handed now and is in a 'partnership'. She used to go out with that Hollins feller off BBC sport till the Sapphic urge enveloped her. Do her rather than Clare Balding. No offence but that was no loss to the reproductive pool, was it?
     
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  2. Just to clarify (in case you don't already know, getting as bad as that poster a dodgy bone somewhere in his body :huh:), the mrs is pregnant which means I have zero chance of getting anything. Lucky if a gt a kiss or cuddle ATM. Then she wonders why I'm horny as **** all the time <laugh>
     
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    Is it yours?<laugh>
     
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    Seriously had some of the best sex ever when my ex was seven months or after pregnant. Tended to mostly be spoons and slowly, which was sound, tbh. I got a bit iffy about licking her though, if you know what I mean. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    My other half gets quite frisky in the later stages of pregnancy and that is when I am most repelled.
    #afraidofpokingsomething

    And a smidgen too much info Donga<laugh>
     
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    Not a lez, or a tranny, or even a BBC reporter, but watching C4 News I'd give that Cathy Newman one to be sociable. Dirty eyes.
     
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    Yeah. My wife had no sex drive when pregnant... or when breast feeding... or afterwards becauase of birth control... or...

    Hmmm... beginning to think she's making excuses.

    The week before pregnancy when she tried to conceive was nice though.
     
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    Love this pic
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  9. My mrs doesn't like that anyway <doh>

    She got a little frisky with the first towards the end but nothing with the second.

    Exactly same, its like a eighteen month exile <doh>
     
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    I have no sex drive when she's breastfeeding, what sort of freaks are you all <laugh>
     
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  11. You're insane! She constantly has her tits out!!!! <laugh>

    PS...especially when you're out and about :biggrin:
     
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    I was never one to mix food and sex<whistle>

    #Outdoorsmaneh
     
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    Yeah... and we have three kids. :(

    That's 4 1/2 years... plus 2 pregnancies that failed around the six month mark and one that failed early in first trimester.

    That's over 5 1/2 years of sex I've missed out on. :(
     
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    Bunch of old men talking about their past sex lives... <doh>
     
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    No wonder Gerrez loves his food so much<laugh>
     
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    Bet you Trevor has a theory on WTC7 too.... :biggrin:
     
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    Too much ****ing information <yikes>
     
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    trying to give some tips <laugh>
     
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    I don't need any <ok>
     
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