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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good man. One thing. Most recruitment consultants (like estate agents) are ****ing ****ers. However, you seem a smart bloke, so you'll be fine. Just take them with a handful of salt <laugh>
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Said the bishop to the choirboy <laugh>
     
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  3. Milk

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    You know... more I think about it... more I'm considering sex change.


    Never buy your own drinks.

    Public bathrooms have sofas in them instead of graffiti about who to call for a good time (with an angry sod on the other end who tells you to **** off)

    You can treat everyone like crap for a whole week every month without consequences.

    You can have sex wherever, whenever, and with whomever you want at any time.

    Low on cash? You can just flash your boobs to get enough money till payday.

    You can drink piña coladas without looking too girly.

    I'm thinking more and more... maybe I should have a sex change or two.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And here's us thinking you'd already had one <whistle>
     
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  5. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    And whatever happens it's always some bloke's fault.
     
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  6. Milk

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    ... no... haven't yet... been waiting to find the tights in my size...
     
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  7. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    DIY job?

    In fairness once you become a woman your garage bills go up drastically, you get paid less, have to learn to use an iron and you'll completely forget the offside rule (but probably appreciate players legs more)...anyway let me know when you're post op and I'll PM you my number :bandit:
     
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  8. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    If anyone wants to meet lesbians they should follow me on the pull. Wherever I go it's the same for some reason: they just have no interest in men when I start to talk to them. Fanny scratchers.
     
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  9. Milk

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    My wife never learnt to use an iron so why should I.:(
     
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    #Goestoworkwithburnholesinhisshirts

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    Having said that, I'd love to cream pie that Jane Hill off BBC news. Surely she misses the odd pearl necklace? :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    [video=youtube;DTUcf7rLPRU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTUcf7rLPRU[/video]

    Great ad
     
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  13. Jonesey

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    Sally Nugent for me.....
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who?
     
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  15. Milk

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    #goestoworkinwrinkledshirts
     
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    ah, when you said she doesn't know how to use one I assumed she gave it a go anyways<laugh>
     
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  17. Milk

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    No used to iron my own shirts but wife complained if I left iron out. (Often not enough time to let it cool down before work). To her an iron is something silly that isn't to be used and she is offended by its presence.

    Got fed up with her complaining so go into work wrinkled. Its America... a lot more casual workplace than UK so I can get away with it.
     
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  18. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Are you a woman by birth?....OR..?
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Mine says she doesn't believe in ironing. I tell her it's not some tall tale about ghosts<laugh>

    I can and do, I couldn't leave the house in a ball of creases.

    #Corporateworldsucks
     
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  20. Milk

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    No... but I'm a woman by listening to my Abbas greatest hits CD too often.
     
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