Fancy Dress Ideas

Buy a £2 green jacket from oxfam and go as a pissed Frank Gallagher.

 

Or wear a six foot raggy cross with a piece of **** on the upper left hand side of it and go as Albert C S

 

Ba-Boommmmmm

He's here all week folks.

 

Wear a burqa, shove a sink plunger in yer gob and go as a Dalek.

 

A mummy. Just buy a ton of toilet paper

 

If it's in Newcastle buy yourself a horses head and a lumi jacket and go as a punch bag.

 

Cover yourself in a white sheet, write on the sheet PARIS and you can class yourself as a French letter, or just fix a condom over your nose, and when asked what you are just reply F**k knows.

 

My favorite fancy dress was the time I went as a Clockwork Orange Droog.

 

Smurfs always seem popular.
You get left feeling a bit blue by the end of the night though.

 

my new favourite name for the puppet

 

Or paint your face with Brown shoe polish and put a piece of string in your mouth and go as a conker!!

 

Go to your nearest genetics lab and get them to grow another Penis on your forehead then go as nomoregeordies

 

You could get a pdc cut out face and go as a crazed lunatic

Or wear a mag top and go as a loser (if it didnt burn your skin first)

 

Be careful.


I once went out as a piper A.......victim.

Looking back it's not funny,

 

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