Rooney- "You know what Wes? I know I earn silly money but I still have to go out there for 90 minutes week in week out while you put your feet up you jammy bastard" Wes- "Don't care, I've got a sick note."
Rooney- "Been making yourself useful while injured fella?" Wes- "Well aye mate. The club have made me Official Office Desk Lamp."
You've put a tenner on us to win 1-0,and Altidore to score first??Aye,replies Wayne,and I've backed you lot to keep a clean-sheet!!