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Papiss Cisse

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  1. Lieutenant

    Lieutenant Well-Known Member

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    The Newcastle United number 9

    Lethargic -

    Slack -

    Stagnant -

    Uninspired -

    Fruitless -

    Inept -

    Unreliable -

    Ligue 1, Russian Premier League, German Bundesliga where ever there is a team who will take him, please do.

    For the love of god take him away.
     
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  2. mmmkay

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    he would have scored today if it wasn't for some quality keeping. poor lad just needs some luck
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Surely we'd be better off with a couple of young domestic strikers? Rhodes and Ings? Not sure Cisse can turn this around, worryingly I'm not convinced he wants to be here
     
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  4. Lieutenant

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    I can think of other things he needs too...

    Work ethic -
    Positioning -
    Strength -
    Pace -
    Control -
    Zest -

    He is a good man, a man of humility but not a player I enjoy watching for Newcastle.
     
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  5. Obaoutofthetoon09

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    Surprising, I thought he was good today
     
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  6. Lieutenant

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    He's our number 9, we have a fair amount of creativity but he still struggles to get his share of goals and puts too much pressure on the others to score them.

    Especially since he occupies the most advanced forward position.
     
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  7. Gordonthetoony

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    His first touch is shocking
     
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  8. Lieutenant

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    His close control attempts actually count as clearances.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Anybody think he is getting slower with every passing minute. It looks worse because he is so weak.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Not been the same player since Ba left.

    Transfer him to Chelsea for £50m and they'll both start scoring.
     
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  11. Lieutenant

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    I reckon Harvey Price would bully him off the ball.
     
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  12. 2010 tops dog

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    Poor mans Andy cole
     
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  13. Lieutenant

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    Couldn't put it better myself.

    I wonder if we could get a fair return on him?
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have mixed emotions on this one.
    He has shown brilliance at times since he has been with us which makes it all the more frustrating that he is still firing blanks. One of two other players never have or will hit the heights but this lad had. I just can't fathom it.
    He seemed to lose his Mojo when Ba went.
     
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  15. leez

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    ok hes got no confidence .. thing that does my head in ..he cant even hit the ball proper scuffs it all the timed ... poor
     
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  16. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Oh for Gods sake leave him alone, he's lost his mojo and been the benefactor of some very good goalkeeping as was the case yesterday, we should have also had a penalty which was I note completely ignored on MOTD, there are many things wrong at the moment and I doubt that it is much fun for Cisse but he has shown what he can do when fully confident and will find it again so lay off with the doom talk or it'll be slaps all round!!! Rant Over!!
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> Self appointed king?
     
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  18. Graham Carr's Binoculars

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    He worked hard yesterday but twice ran a good few yards offside when Gouffran and Cabaye were trying to play him in and as a result they couldn't make a pass and we lost possession.

    His movement was poor and he missed a three yard sitter.

    I thought his work rate was top notch though.

    On a different note both Tiote and Cabaye were superb.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Best they have played as combo since first season together
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    My father said to me yesterday, "ever think Cisse just looked good because the opposition had ten men marking Ba?" <laugh><laugh><laugh>





    Funny and true <laugh><wah><laugh><wah>
     
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