Things you like more than Pardew

I would say I like having sex with men more than Pardew, but how do you think Jonas and Shola get a game?



We should make football fun and have sacked managers walk the plank, or take cream pies in the face

 

Slaaaaag

 

Just about every damn thing you can imagine.

The stiff shirted tailors dummy is useless and should get the bullet now.

 

Open up the stocks

 

Hell yeah

 

Or have their liggies chopped off.

 

Joe Kinnear?

 

**** manager and all round bottom feeder. Expect 'The boys' to come back in next game and envitably fail. The whole thing stinks of ****

 

Giving your manager **** ain't going help you. Who appointed the manager? Who put him on a long term contract? Who is pulling the strings behind the scenes? Who is developing the Clubs strategy of how to play football? Have you got a strategy? You need to be looking at the people behind the scenes who are f*****g it up.

 

The board obviously disagree with you, they think we have a top 10 team.

 

Agree that fat Mike is largely to blame but what we are sick of is Pardew's constant tactical fook ups.
The guy is largely clueless and I think he is out of his depth.
If most of the other managers in the prem were given our squad they would do better and there lies the issue.

 

Lady boys!

 

Their judgement is somewhat questionable though

 

Jamie Carragher's Helium fuelled voice.

 

Aren't the Ladyboys on in Newcastle sometime soon?

Seem to remember going past a bus shelter that had an advert for them on it.

 

I like Lawro's Predictions more than Pardew. I like the EU and UK immigration laws more than Pards. I'm more of a fan of Ed Milliband and Gordon Brown than wor manager. I favour President Mugabe to Pardew. Kerry Katona would be preferable to Alan Pardew.

A random collection, sure. And maybe that last one is pushing it.

 

Agent Bruce - they're on every fortnight at Sid James's

 

You learn something every day.

 

A plate of stale, cold cheesy chips with celery on.

 

Morris dancing