He will have to ' saddle up and take the reigns ' himself in the future, no 'mare' trouble or he will be 'trotted' off down to the nick and be 'hoofed' into the cell and be the 'mane' attraction.
Just string the buggers up, end of story. How can these scum buckets ever be rehabilitated, after what they did to that poor lad.
In fact, if I am right are they not both British born? If so try them for treason, you can still be hung for that, it is still on the statute books.
They're looking at minimum of 30 years I'd say. Quite possibly whole-of-life. Either way, they'll not be lasting too long in prison, methinks.
Let's hope he doesn't mention that he has a pond again ....... the magistrates will think he's responding to a question about his home address!
