TORY PARTY using the tactics of 1930s Nazi Germany.

I hope your beer leaves a bitter taste in your mouth

 

What are you watching on that TV,Dill? Cardiff City videos,I bet,you closet red/blue/?,whatever!!!

 

Carlsberg adverts

 

Ah,gendros, you have a way with the words now,to be sure. 'Tis a poet you are.

Thanks for them,by the way.

 

"Carlsberg adverts".

Anyone remember the Carling Dam Busters ad,they made some years ago,where the German guard was leaping around like a goalkeeper tipping the bouncing bombs over an imaginary bar.

He looked a bit like Tremmel,come to think of it.

It got banned because some people thought it was racist.

 

Pogue mo thoin, to the rest Libertarian.

 

Be true to yourself,gendros,even if yours is a solitary voice.

 

The pub channel

 

By the way, you all better pack the comments about Muslims and Irish because I know way too many jokes about them and I might not be able to help myself

 

Get that quote button working buddy, never once said they were a race, I just said there was an argument that race is involved in certain aspects oftheir idea's, not that they were a race. But then you have spoken a load of bullshit throughout, so why change now.

 

Dill I my big mouth got me into trouble with the Welsh Mafia, 'the Taffia'. They made me an offer I couldn't understand!

 

Seeing as that was light hearted here's a light hearted one back........

Two Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners.
Afterwards, Paddy says, "That was ****ing great! I wonder how the girls got on."

Good or what

 

Made me laugh, nice one.

Gendros, "The Taffia" fair play that is cracking.

 

Keep the jokes coming lads,it's much better to laugh,even at oneself,than to get bogged down in all the angst that sometimes spoils this Forum.

 

Are you really sure you want my jokes ??

I've got some well dodgy Muslim ones

 

I've always been suspicious of the Islamic faith.

Even their 'holy book' starts with a letter that looks like it has a fuse.

See, told you, it's all your fault Vetch

 

Just for you Vetch!!!

[video=youtube;jYDBMjvqMlM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYDBMjvqMlM[/video]

 

A Muslim stopped me in the street and asked me for my thoughts on Muhammad, Allah and the Qur'an.

I said, "He's probably the greatest boxer who ever lived, and I don't give a **** what car he drove."

 

An Irish farmer hired a bull to sire his two cows,one white,one brown.

He put the three animals into a paddock, and told his son to look after the animals,and that he was to come and tell him immediately if the bull made any moves on the cows.

Now the son wasn't the brightest of individuals,but he assured his father that he knew what was wanted of him.

"I'm off to the house now",the farmer told his son,"the vicar is coming to tea".

So the farmer is entertaining the vicar,when the boy comes bursting into the room.

"Dad,dad,the bull has just ****ed the white cow",he shouted out exultantly.

The farmer took his son to one said,and as gently as possible told him that the vicar was there,and he should be more careful of what he says.

The boy was chastened and duly apologised for his behaviour.

"Go back out to the paddock",said the farmer,"keep your eye on the bull and the brown cow,and if anything happens, come back and tell me that the bull has "surprised" the brown cow".

"Right",said the boy,and off he went.

Five minutes later he comes charging back into the room,just as the vicar is about to dunk a Marie biscuit into his tea.

The farmer looked at him,pre-empting action in the paddock,and asked,"What is it son,has the bull "surprised" the brown cow?"












I should say Dad,he's just ****ed the white one again !!!