Tom Tit

Barry White, saved my life
And if Barry White, saved your life
Or got you back with your ex-wife
Sing Barry White, Barry White, it's alright.

 

no ****

 

ER and 'friend':

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I woke up with a bit of a dodgy stomach this morning actually.

Luckily I managed to hold it in until I clocked in at work and was able to take plenty of time to empty my bowels

 

I'm lucky if I do one a day these days.

 

I vary between 1 and 3 a day

 

I've had 3 yesterday and the first one of today splashed at about 8.30.

 

One big healthy turd per day. Right after my first cup of tea and smoke in the morning.

 

You're not long for this world fatty.

 

Thought you drunk coffee ya big jessie?

 

Often a sign of bowel cancer.

 

Tea in the morning, coffee in the afternoon, like wot us suphisticatit ****s dae.

 

Quite. Trev appears to be following in the footsteps of his football team.

On the verge of dying for a second time.

Once is unfortunate but twice is just damn well careless.

RIP Trev.

You were okay for a fat ****.

 

RIP Trev

 

That rose is the same colour as Trev's battered and busted ****ebox.

 

ffs

 

3 ****es a day would suggest you have a prolapsed anus and no sphincter control. Also, it would seem like your intestines are not absorbing all the nutrients from your food, and simply passing it through the system and depositing undigested food into your grey y-fronts.

 

Just you stick to gobbling black cock.