How about Dentine? There could then be a rhyming couplet about his shot being as strong as his teeth. (sorry, not very helpful)
Ernesto Javier Chevanton Ernesto Javier Chevanton Ernesto Javier Chevanton Ernesto Javier Chevanton You are my sausage
Thirty-three, injury prone, not much of a goalscorer All I know, is that he, is better than Zamora Poor I know.
Little Chevanton Little Chevanton One of our team likes to kick South Americans His name is Barton Careful now
Ernesto, Ernesto, At thirty-three you're past your best-o, But Harry thinks you're better than the rest-o, So you're an R now, Ernesto.
I hope he does well, otherwise it will be ... Ernie Chevaton, Ernie Chevaton Are you Bobby in disguise? Are you Bobby in disguise?
How about a limerick: There once was a man named Chevanton Better than an ex-player called Anton Scored once in a moon Signed far, far too soon Because he was two years off his pension. ...cheque please!!!
Oompa Loompa loompa di dooos How many Oompa Loompas does a football team use? Ask young Harold, the answer is three Ernesto, AJ and S.....double u....Peeeeeeeee!
How about a bit of Andy Williams...? Hope you are too good to be true When you signed, we just said "who?" You have to have a first touch We need a striker so much But even if you do well You'll be gone by Noel Hope you are too good to be true So the crowd won't start to boo Doo do doo do do dah doo do do Doo do doo do dooooo Ernie Chevanton, he comes from Uruguay Ernie Chevanton, we said "who is this guy?" Ernie Chevanton, we just hope you get played I had an alternative ending of "Don't tell us what you're paid" but didn't want to be too cynical.
