OT. Your Dream Job

Dictator for life then.

All the same power but if you don't have any hot cousins you can bang a hot commoner instead.

 

My ultimate job! Marine biologist and fish feeder at this aquarium.
[video=youtube;u7deClndzQw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7deClndzQw[/video]

 

I was thinking more along the lines of being paid millions each year despite being billionaires and doing ****all to earn it and still being idolised by millions all over the globe

 

Talking of my medical anecdotes, as you do as you get older , I was disappointed by my NHS experience. Not the medical staff or care (****ing first class, and evening the dinner was sound - though I hadn't eaten for 20 hours when I had the grub). It's the lack of class A drugs. I can't even touch a spliff in my job, as we're tested for all that stuff nowadays, so there was I expecting the post-op experience of morphine or ketamine, or such like.

Co-codamol or ibuprofen. FFS, I can get that from Tesco!

Make drugs free, says Donga Gallagher...

 

You just described the job of a footballer

 

Except they aren't billionaires and King's do even less

 

Still rich as ****... Too rich for the job they do

 

Wisest thing you've ever contributed

 

Read up on how Edward II died. Not ALWAYS a hoot being a king. Or Richard II.

 

Pretty sure those days are gone...

 

As for footballers, money for nothing indeed. How much was Joe Cole on? £100k a week? Just seen on the news that it only costs £500k a year to hire two giant pandas from China. They'd have been a lot more effective, but perhaps they're more suited to playing for Notts County?

 

Actually hiring Pandas can cost up to $1mil for 1, it depends on the terms that China wants to place on the loan. However half of that money usually goes into Panda conservation and habitat.
Its called Panda Diplomacy and China is very picky as to whom they loan Pandas to.

 

That's about £3.74 isn't it...?

 

I wanted to be a video games tester - I now do software testing as part of my job and its ****ing boring... nowhere near as glamorous as its made out

 

#notfuckingdifficult

 

Pakistan is a very nice country with all seasons manifesting throughout the year from snowy mountains to sunny cities just a drive away. If it was a country with western values, you'd have been there for a tan at least once in your life by now.

Australia is one of the most racist countries on the planet

 

I'd like to be a travel agent.

 

You're more likely to get shot/blown-up in Pakistan mate

 

Yes I overlooked this deliberately.

 

Typical ****ing travel agent then