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Newcastle United v Hull City - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Have you and Lord E hired extra staff for removing the tyres of the Hull supporters you directed to your tyre remoulding business?
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Selected PP Match odds:
    Newcastle to win to nil @ 15/8
    Newcastle to score a penalty @ 5/1
    Papiss Cisse to score in a 1-0 win @ 20/1

    Paddy Power obviously expecting us to win by more than 1 goal. Trying to make those odds look generous.
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

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    I think today will be a tight, edgy affair with Glamorgan pulling off a shock win against the odds. The wind direction is forecast to come from the valleys so the higher than average pheromone release from overjoyed welshmen as they indulge in their favourite celebratory ritual which involves planks, wellies and sheep shall waft over SJP at about 3.12pm.

    Cisse, Ben Arfa and Remy shall react positively to the gleeful effect of said joyful scent and score a goal each with Hull getting a consolation late in the game. This scenario may seem a little far fetched to some, however the fact that I attended the opening of the Humber bridge would suggest a 3-1 win to the lads.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Now why am I not surprised at the scorecast.
     
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  5. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Nah it's a day for teams beginning with N today, Norwich, Newcastle and Notts all to win.
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

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    I agree completely cbrad but that would have spoiled my theory, whilst I did once see a bloke in a compromising situation with a sheep just outside Newark and the fact there's 6 women to every bloke in Nottingham points to conclusion that he was unpleasant on the eye to the fairer sex.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Anyone know if there are cash turnstiles today?
     
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  8. xtal

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    5Live - Newcastle are unchanged from the Villa game. Sounds good to me!
     
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  9. xtal

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    if we win, we'll be 2nd in the league :O (at least until Chelski play)
     
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    1-0 Remy...

    Looking like a good side lately.
     
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  11. Dutchmagpie

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    Woo! Remy! Good start but Hull look threatening whenever they go forward...
     
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  12. Wisey's Hair

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    Decent start like.
     
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    Sunderland losing again. Sess scored :laugh:<cheers>
     
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    lmao the Sess sticks it in... what a season this is turning out to be. Love it.
     
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    Sessegnon scores against the scum...BEAUTIFUL!!! lol
     
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  16. Wisey's Hair

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    Well, we don't look comfortable against this lot.
     
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  17. Dutchmagpie

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    Bit of a Jekyll & Hyde performance so far. Cisse and Cabaye not doing much. Heads must roll at half time surely...
     
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    And just as I type that, Remy scores again :D
     
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    Who last scored a hat trick for us? Was it Leon best ??
     
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  20. Wisey's Hair

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    Geddin there Remy!
     
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