Mr. Dyson is pretty hard to get hold of though... he's always off inventing vacuum cleaners... never around to assist me in ****ing... ... not that he'd be my first choice for **** assistance. And in case I misunderstood your intent: exhibit A
Here is floating an idea: World ****ing World Championship Worldwide. Open to anyone that lives in America or select cities in Canada. Competition follows a three round format. Round 1: Contestants are shown a picture of someone really hot and **** to climax. Once first person ograsms... hits a button that starts a clock signifying other contestants have 20 seconds to wrap up the deed. Round 2: held 30 minutes later. Same ad round 1 but instead of hot woman see picture of some neutral animal like a squirrel. Round 3: same as round 2 but its an ugly picture and Barney theme tune playing on loop. The volume of semen is added up. First finisher in each round is given a 25% bonus to their quantity. Winner jizzed the most over all three rounds. Great idea? I could be a world class athlete! Wouldn't make a very pleasant spectator sport which is probably the only reason it isn't done already. No money from sky. Could have a division 2 for people with fewer nads.
I assume that's 25% of the quantity produced in the respective round? Ie, round one winner gets 25% extra of what they produced in round one. Mr Gonzo has a guaranteed division two title
