My mate got me n the lad tickets for Newcastle yesterday he's also booked us on Tiger Travel. I'm grateful but..........I ****ing hate buses. How bad is it on TT??
Mainly families and older fans use Tiger Travel. Shortish journey's to the likes of Huddersfield and Sheffield seemed to take years on those coaches.
What can i do?? He's told me no alcohol either!! kin hell i better be able to wave at passing motorists with me cock or I'm gonna be well fed up
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Outside the box, think outside the box. Just cos you can't muller ten Kestrel Super Strengths doesn't mean you can't booze it up on the fun bus. Use a hip flask or a coke bottle filled with grog. Come on son, I expect better from you.
It's not as bad as some make out, but it's definitely full mainly of grannies and a few of those daft ***gots who think they're the new City Psychos. It's alright if you're going somewhere like Portsmouth and half the bus is empty, but it's nowhere near as fun as getting the train with your mates or going on a private coach/bus.
Nah, the old dear on TT Bus Number 1, Beryl sniffs all bottles and frisks you before you get on. What a **** way to travel.
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Old geezer called Frank in the next village to me, big Norwich City fan, has a false leg, (You can see where this is going) and always has a bottle of rum in his leg, for away matches. And cold winter days at Carrow Road.
I got bastarded on the fun bus going to Wigan a few years back. One hip flasks full of whiskey an one full of brandy. I got a few funny looks but no **** searched me. Regretted it on the way back though, it took about five hours. Well it felt like it did. I bet Beryl can be bribed in any case.
I think you have more than a few issues, my friend. Not a day goes by without me reading a deeply disturbing comment of yours that makes me very concerned for your child[ren].
Carmine Junior was with me. No need to worry pal, the apple never falls far from the tree. If he's half the man I am( doubt that'll happen) he'll be sound as ****.
Yeah, don't make it obvious like tinnies, but a concealed hip glask or in a coke bottle, and i doubt anybody will bat an eye lid. There's no inspections when you get on, unless it's obvious, but they do inspect the bus afterwards, when you get back to Darleys, and the KC (i think the drop offs were). As long as you don't leave owt on there, you're fine. It does take ****in ages there and back. And you go straight to the ground as well, so there's no time to go for a drink usually. Also, you have to wait til the coppers let the busses out of the car park- sometimes takes a while. And there's harldy any conversation. It's not like a train where it can get a bit rowdy. It's usually dead quiet.
Like Lazzzeee Godddiver...... Reminds me of last bus on a Sunday night from town when all the old boys n dears used to get on at Trades n Labour Club and start a sing song on the bus!!
Just to add to your stress. The buses tend to stop at Washington Services on the way so that they can be escorted to the ground. The North Easts finest constabulary have been known to get on the buses to check for alcohol. Yes even ones full of pensioners and 7 year olds!
