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What to do with two weeks off work when it is raining

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Coax a few badgers in and torture them whilst ****ing about it :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Did anyone suggest a **** yet?


    :D
     
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  3. Milk

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    Or **** badgers.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. Black and white ****e don't deserve it <ok>
     
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  5. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    To actually answer the OP: any DIY projects that need done? Try reading some acclaimed books, hell, try writing something yourself. You could compose some art work, whether it be drawing, painting or photography. Some posters have mentioned gaming, there are some pretty immersive game worlds out there that you can really get into, or you could catch up with some TV series you have been wanting to watch. Try learning a new skill, something that is interesting and useful, e.g. servicing and maintaining your car engine.

    Failing any of the above, you could always have some long, lazy **** sessions.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I thought you were insane until the last line <laugh>
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Surely a new low on not606 <applause> <badger>
     
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  8. Ah, you've made the mistake of going to Weymouth too then...? <whistle>
     
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  9. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I would like to thank you all for the many and varied suggestions. However having considered them all in great detail I think I will go with an idea I had before putting the question to the forum.

    I have decided to have a ****
     
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  10. Plus, if you angle it right, you won't have to clean up afterwards either

    :bandit:
     
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  11. Rep :bandit:
     
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  13. You tried this...

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    Or you could just ****...

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  14. Milk

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    Because they are black and white?

    That's racist.

    ****ing is a fundamental right for all regardless of the colour of the hair.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'll thank you for your comment, but not the ****ing badger.
     
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  18. BCR

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    Due to the rain in cincinnati, I am bumping this thread as practices will likely be cancelled due to the storms and therefore I shall go the ****ing method of "THe Stranger"
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the ****ing hell are you on about this time?
     
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  20. BCR

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    The Stranger..... you sit on your hand until it goes numb then have at it. It is you, but it doesn't feel like you, who's hand is this that is ****ing? The world may never know.
     
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