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What to do with two weeks off work when it is raining

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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I am off for two weeks to get various jobs done outside. Needless to say the weather forecast is bad. It has chucked it down all day so I have not been able to do what I intended. I am bored so any suggestions for a rainy day.
     
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    Danger ****s. <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Strangely, the yank beat me to it. **** until you almost suffocate <ok>
     
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    Be a champ! :D
     
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  6. Sucky

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    double post Fuuuuuuuck!

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  8. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I expected a few suggestions as above. Now the obvious has been said, anything more constructive?
     
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    Week 1: GTA5
    Week 2: FIFA14

    You're welcome.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    **** while hoovering? only need one hand for each - efficient and constructive.
     
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    Go through an automated car wash and see if you can finish ****ing before you come out the other side.

    /originally had typo "automated cat wash"... invent an automatic cat wash with your time off.
     
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    gta v!!!
     
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  13. Milk

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    Another ****-race idea.

    Get on a lift and press the highest floor button . Complete ****ing before you reach top floor. Be careful of people getting on... ahem... and getting off.


    Non ****ing ideas:


    Try to pick up a lesbian at a bar.

    Scale the walls at a training center and threaten the captain.

    Write and send love letters to queen and see if you get a response.

    Start a new religion.

    Try helping a sheep over a wall in your birthday suit.

    Hand deliver a frozen hot dog to Rafael Da Silva or give Ashley Cole your old cell phones.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    Start philately <ok>
     
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    Find a show you been meaning to watch and catch up with it. For example, Dexter has like 8 seasons and each show is an hour long or there abouts. <ok>
     
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    And **** whilst watching it...
     
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  17. Garlic Klopp

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    "Start philately"

    I've been stamping around the house all day!
     
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    hold out for the entire season....
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    FFS <doh>
     
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