I stopped at a petrol station in the middle of nowhere in Louisiana to take a pee and this fella walked in and started peeing in the next stall, I looked across and said "hey aint you Vanilla Ice" and he said yes. I said I cant believe I bumped into you in the middle of the night at a remote place like this and he said I cant believe I bumped into an Englishman in Alexandria Louisiana. Was quite funny really was a real nice guy
Linda Robson, I was at breakfast in a hotel after a heavy night out. Fell asleep and as expected my mates thought it'd be funny to leave me, she woke me up asking if I was alright. Top that
Roger Black at Leeds Airport, really nice guy. Fred Trueman at Headingly, tosser. Jack Charlton at Riga Airport ****er. Johnny Herbert at Gatwick day after the British GP, Nice guy.
Served Ant and Dec Met James Whale Melanie from Neighbours that laughed like a seal - When Neighbours was popular and on BBC 1. Terry Wogan Lee Evans Bumped into Graham Norton at Heathrow - he's about the same size as a garden gnome. Dave Gorman
OK - but this is getting to be a bit of a pissing contest, but - Richard Branson in a restaurant in Westbourne Park. One of us spilt a carafe of red all over his lap.......
Tell him it's Bernard Sumner, Don - he might then grasp it. He probs can't cope with your familiarity......
In various studios: Roger Taylor and Brian May (Queen), Tom Verlaine (Television), Chrissie Hynde (Pretenders), Billy Bragg, Martin Fry (ABC).
I think lambo should be disqualified from this pissing contest for being a bit of a luvvie. Richard Whiteley at Manchester airport. Bonus points for dead celebs?
Met Mark King the bass player from Level 42 a few years back in a Fulham pub. Nice chap who signed my shirt and programme.
I bumped into Noel Gallagher in Manchester once. Couldn't ****ing believe it. It was before the Man City - Hull game with Bullard's celebration. Also bumped into Lee Mavers at Heathrow as well.