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OT: Hedgehogs

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  1. Milk

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    Advice to all prospective daddies... never feed your wife puppy dog tails and vaginas at the same time.
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    But slugs are ok?
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Snails are better and have more pace <ok>
     
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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Moving faster than snail.<ok>
     
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  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    WTF is this bollox? Good job I left my mod hat at home

    #onlyroomforhatorspine
     
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  6. Redbrynner

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    Hedgehogs are the perfect example of nature fighting back!

    Hedgehogs stand up for all the animals than become road kill to our fuel guzzling automobiles. They are trying to evolve to the stage when they can pop car tyres!

    Alas they havent quite made it yet
     
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  7. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    My problem with bivalvia is that they were the first out of the sea and then what...... nothing. Billions of years and **** all evolution. Look at vertebrates and arthropods - taking to land and diversifying into many different forms, including flying. Slugs and snails? Blackbird food.
     
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  8. Foredeckdave

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    But hedgehogs are one of the few animals that can demonstrate learning in their behaviour. Their traditional response to stress or threat was to roll up in a ball. Studies have shown that when crossing roads they do not conform to that instinctive behaviour. Rather they now run. It is therefore suggested that, in those particular circumstances they have learnt to modify their instinctive behaviour.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    And they eat slugs and snails.
     
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  10. Redbrynner

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    Nothing to do with hedgehogs, but funny as. (This might be really old - but it made me laugh.)

    [video=youtube;syRQ7iShpzY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syRQ7iShpzY[/video]
     
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  11. Dangerously Delicious

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    Haha! Come on Ramsey, cook us up a little bit of placenta.

    There's a hedgehog living in my garden atm, can hear it rustling around sometimes.
     
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  12. Milk

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    And yet they outnumber humans 100 to 1... eat the plants we grow... etc.

    They are all ready kicking humanities arse... why evolve further?
     
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  13. Milk

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    If you want further proof of slugs great evolution...

    http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/news-weird-mating-ritual-banana-slug

    Ummm... maybe that is a bad example... still kids... stay in school... take biology learn about a giant slug willy.

    Did you know for example some slugs can stretch their penis 6 timed the length of their body... put in human scale... that would be like having a 36ft long Wang.
     
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  14. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    The reason molluscs have such ginormous cocks is that the lazy bastards can hardly move. And the reason there's so many of the ****ers is overbreeding because when it rains at night they trundle themselves onto the pavement in suicidal clusters practically asking you to stand on them. I oblige.

    You'd think by now they'd have evolved a bivalve Samaritans branch.
     
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    You say that as if it is a bad thing.

    No. I suspect there are so many of them because they have ginormous cocks.
     
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  16. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Hmmm. By that standard I should be evolving a wang like a baby's arm holding an apple, I suppose.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Oi! Leave snails out of it <grr>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What? <yikes>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing **** <grr>
     
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