In fairness to OLM, I don't think even Handy Andy from Changing Rooms coulda helped you with your outside light.
You didn't mention it had a telly in it... Actually, most TV's still had valves in them when I used to repair them and I got electrocuted all the bloody time.
..... and he's now lost one of his 25. http://www.examiner.co.uk/sport/football/news/former-huddersfield-town-defender-jack-5874719?