Look lads,i have something very important to warn you about. What has happened to me,could very well happen to you too. Ok,so i'm in the front room,relaxing with the missus,after a hard days graft,and was watching whatever "SHE" was watching (i'm sure you know what i mean by that),iv'e had a few cheap beers,and fancied another. So off i went to the fridge...i reach for said cheap beer...the little finger of my right hand slightly catches a large tub of greek yogurt. All hell breaks loose !!!! It's everywhere,not just in the fridge,it's in the freezer,it's on the floor,on the walls,it's in shoes and it's on the cat. There's yogurt on the ceiling. I'd just had a shower,and changed into my Monday pj's. Now they won't be Tuesday pj's,because they need to go in the wash,along with the cat,and "Her" new handbag. Why don't they put proper lids on yogurt ? Thank's for listening lads. UTT
No doubt i haven't cleaned it up thoroughly,and it won't be about placing shoddily packaged yogurt on the EDGE...
what is this yog hurt you speak off? i think mrs ft has some in the fridge, is it like a fruited version of chocolate mousse? some eejits have it on their cereal! that's just dirty wrong.
It's always bi carb of soda...bi carb for this,bi carb for that,bi carb for syphiloids and wine stains. I might as well piss all over the kitchen,that'll do the trick. Yogurt can push you over the edge...
My missus has just started a new hobby. She finds a random moment and tells me a job that needs doing. Reversing into a space in B&Q s car park.....The hot tub needs emptying! I'm up in the loft.......Can you check when the MOT is due?
Apparently,it all kicked off,because i drank at least four stubbies before tea. I thank you all,for the kind words. I'm off to bed now. I don't know how to do polls,but if someone could sort it.Who would come out worst,me or the missus ????
Ya missus But it's only a guy thing spilling things, i do it all the time, put milk back in fridge and didnt screw it on cause i was rushing and later on knocked it reaching for some chicken, the milk ended up 15 feet away up the walls, Obviously the milks fault for having a **** lid though
Had a similar issue with a carton of fresh orange, it was in the door of the upper part of a tall fridge, fell out and split and showered the entire room in sticky orange mess. Utility room too, so I got a double battering for coating the clean washing too, bad stuff is fresh orange, stays sticky for days.
KK, its your wifes fault. She should have known better than to put the yoghurt on the edge of the shelf where a self proclaimed klutz would knock it off. And more importantly, what was it doing on the beer shelf anyway. She should just think on in future, tell her I said...
