It's trendy on twitter because 99% of twitterers are twats. Also both your quotes are failures - Liverpool have won the league and Arsenal have won a trophy!
Some more unlikely quotes "I love and respect my family and they trust me" - Ryan Giggs "I missed a drug test because I take drugs" - Rio Ferdinand
"Thats okay Mr Gerrard/Suarez [insert any other player here], you can leave. We wont threaten to murder your family or burn them to death in their sleep" - A ******ed Minority of Liverpool fans
Likely (predictable) quotes: Thick scousers start of every season since 1994: "this is the season when United will be in decline" Suarez: " I love the scousers. I never wanted to leave them." after his attempt at escaping failed. The thick scousers on Suarez: "Good riddance to the treacherous rat" when Suarez attempted his escape The thick scousers on Suarez: "Suarez never wanted to leave. he is scouser through and through and he is the best striker in the premiership" when the transfer window closed. Unlikely quotes: From Slutty Maureen: " Chelsea fans are the most knowledgeable in the league" after saying his fans are plastic and have no passion, history or knowledge in his book. From the thick plastic Chavs: "Eto'o is our best hero" after Eto'o said that he would rather sell peanuts than play for a club like the plastic Chavs.
Unlikely verdict/quote after a Maureen match: " that was great entertaining football" except from the thick plastic chav fans with "no history or knowledge of football" . Quote by Maureen after a match he has lost " the referee had a good game" .
