This this this. Dishes are a single mans worst enemy. Put an alarm on your phone to remind you to put rubbish out for the bin men. Rubbish, like dishes build up fast.
Well if you'd said we instead of i then i wouldnt of opened my box of tricks. So on the other hand get into practice and learn to say 'yes dear' alot, that is all i have
If you are just moving out now and there's a lass moving with you. Kick her to the kerb or you are going to miss some of the greatest years of your life.
No no no. I'm moving out into a flat with two other girls for a job down in Essex. My other half will be visiting me while I'm here. Making sure I behave!
****ing gerrin! Thats a whole new ballgame, my advise would be stock up on rohypnol and a men in black zapper thingy Joking of course, but if you find a men in black zapper thing stockist let me know
And he recovers from what could have been a disaster, and hits the ball out of the park. When you're posting the pics of your threesomes just make sure your face is hidden and you can always tell your lass it wasn't you.
