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  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Did you squat?
     
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  2. Super G Ted'inho

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    Did it before reading OR's post. Will be squatting next time <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 31, 2013
  3. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    I should have pointed out that the book I refer to is not exclusively about defecation <laugh>
    (some folk think I'm slightly odd,but I'm not that ****ing weird <ok>)

    The book is called 'The Tao' (pronounced Dao or Dow) by a fella called Daniel Reid.

    It's about ancient Chinese knowledge regarding Diet,nutrition,breathing,exercise etc.

    Available in paperback,you can probably get it for a tenner or cheaper second-hand.

    To say its an eye opener would be an understatement.
     
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    organic red, Aug 31, 2013
  4. Super G Ted'inho

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    Does it say anything about using a kiddies step? #feethigherthannormal
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 2, 2013
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 2, 2013
  6. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    No,use method described in #1109 <ok>

    Just had a lovely squat,absolutely flew out by the bucketload. Effortless :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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    organic red, Sep 2, 2013

  7. Dangerously Delicious

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    [video=youtube;zldfhKuHaVQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zldfhKuHaVQ[/video]

    One of many, one of many.
     
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    Dangerously Delicious, Sep 3, 2013
  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Bump for Enricky <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2013
  9. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's better, stung a little tbh.
     
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    Enricky., Sep 25, 2013
  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    You're rubbish at this! Where's the details...? No mention of time, colour (Bluff, that's "color" <ok>), length or even smell <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2013
  11. BCR

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    I had steak, mashed potatotes, and broccoli last night with a bit of A1 suace (HP brown sauce for you Gerrez <ok> ) should be a good one here soon.
     
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    BCR, Sep 25, 2013
  12. Super G Ted'inho

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    FFS...<doh>

    WTF is A1 sauce meant to be <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2013
  13. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Okay.

    Smell wasn't too bad, but I am full of cold at the moment so can't really comment. It defo looks like a smelly one, bit sloppy and doesn't have any real length, it's just all sat at the bottom of the toilet. Pretty disappointing tbh, better when they curl up on the bowl <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Sep 25, 2013
  14. Super G Ted'inho

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    Rep :bandit:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2013
  15. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Read mate!!!
     
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  16. Super G Ted'inho

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    I read it and still thought WTF <doh>

    #****ingyanks
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2013
  17. BCR

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    Apparently, The phrase "A-1" means "top notch" "really good", etc. If you're a good singer you are an A-1 singer, etc and that is why the suuacea is named that way.
     
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    BCR, Sep 25, 2013
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bumping ****ing wastrel <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 25, 2013
  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    Can you speak English rather than Yankish thank you please?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2013
  20. BCR

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    Roger that ( again totally different meanings across the ponds!)
     
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