I'm just opening mine. Hmm, not too good. I've dumped the bag on the floor, thrown the cap into the corner where, as luck would have it, it landed on last year's cap and the car sticker has gone straight in the bin. Stan, does Stan Jr want my iPhone holder thing? Stainsey, you've got off lightly. I think I may suggest two membership options at the next meeting, one as is with tat, and second cheaper option without.
Quality cards, they are, too. There's a hat also, did you know that? A veritable smorgasbord of goodies. xucking orgasmic, the whole experience, to be honest.
Not sure im in the market for a hat! To be fair I did get a fixture list, did you get one of them Belfast? It fits in my wallet so I could put it in the man bag, although its now out of date!
I know the membership packs have only just come out to did you get an updated version? I tell you what stick the cardboard in the man bag and you may be close to a deal! (Just a caveat on the deal: I'm going to a fancy dress party soon and I'm assuming the cardboard from the hat is that handy size bit that I may be able to attach to elastic to and fashion a lone ranger style eye mask out of? If not then the deals off!), also I may be interested in the cards!
Sorry just re-read that and realised you didn't get a fixture list. You can mine free of charge if you want!
Pretty poor pack to be honest. I do wonder who at the club decided that any of this stuff was any good. The cap looks awful, the bag is even worse and the other stuff bar the notebook are usless!
I can tell you're a man of taste, I'll send an elastic band with the cardboard. I'm in a giving mood. The cards, you'll be delighted to hear, do not have nude pictures on either side.
Stan Jr, qualifies for 'young adult' tickets but is a full adult when it comes to membership, so has the same collection of tat as the rest of us. To summarise his excited response on tearing open the parcel - 'FFS'. None of it will go with the full Mohican he is currently sporting anyway.
I think everyone is being very harsh, there's a man in Reading(see above) who is going to a fancy dress with all the gear on. He is wearing a mask, yes, he's going though.
I meant your dog, who I assume hasn't got a Mohican, although one of our cats used to be able to muster one when he got wet.
Belfast apologies for wasting your time but on reflection I've decided I'd rather have my season ticket with no free gifts. Rather than a man bag (although keep me posted regarding the card from the cap!). Seriously though, joking aside do you not think its abit silly that they don't give the season ticket holders something aswell? Even if it is just a cap or a little bag that no-one wants?
Oh, THAT Stan. He'd destroy the lot within minutes. Already run off with the alleged smartphone cover (luckily I got the metal bit off him). And Will and myself have discussed various hairstyles/ shaving regimes for him. He's an oaf, but actually great fun.
Why don't they just stick a scarf and a qpr mug in and be done with it. The bag is so **** I haven't even got the bollocks to take it to the charity shop.
