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What do you call F1 drivers?

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by Paco Montoya, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. Paco Montoya

    Paco Montoya Well-Known Member

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    It was mentioned to me recently by friends that when I talk F1 I have little nicknames for them, just wondering whether this is shared amongst f1 fans.

    Vettel - Seb
    Webber - Mark
    Alonso - Nando/Ferdy
    Massa -
    Button - Jense/JB
    Perez - Serge/Checo
    Raikkonen - Kimi
    Grosjean - Romain/RoGro
    Hamilton - Hammy
    Rosberg -
    Hulkenberg - Hulk/Nico - the one who drives for Sauber
    Gutierrez - Guti/Jonas
    di Resta - Paul/Dire
    Sutil - Adrian
    Maldonado - Maldo/Pasta
    Bottas -
    Ricciardo - Ricky
    Vergne - JEV
    Pic -
    van der Garde - Giedo/vdG
    Bianchi - Jules/Dreamboat
    Chilton - Chiltz/Maxi-boy

    Note: Obviously Kimi is Iceman, and Alonso is a Bull fighter, but I don't actually refer to them like that
     
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  2. di Fredsta!

    di Fredsta! Well-Known Member

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    The only ones that I don't use their surname for is
    Raikkonen - Kimi
    Hulkenberg - Hulk
    Maldonado - Maldo
    di Resta - dire resta - not even with caps ;)
     
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  3. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    Vettel - see you next tuesday
    Webber - The 'Webster'
    Alonso - Teflonso
    Massa - Fatboy
    Button - Mr Button
    Perez - TelMex
    Raikkonen - Vanilla Ice
    Grosjean - Crash Kid
    Hamilton - Hard Ass Motherfucker (<Laugh> really?)
    Rosberg - Lettuce
    Hulkenberg - Bruce
    Gutierrez - Guti-Tutti
    di Resta - F3 God
    Sutil - Narnia
    Maldonado - Vin diesel
    Bottas - Back end of a bus
    Ricciardo - Tricky Ricky
    Vergne - Mute
    Pic - Tooth
    van der Garde - VDG player
    Bianchi - RRRIIICCCKKKKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
    Chilton - Maxi-Bad
     
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  4. TomTom94

    TomTom94 Well-Known Member

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    oh thank god I thought this would have more cheese puns, that would really be milking it

    I don't tend to abbreviate driver names, although I will slip in and out of using a first-name basis fairly casually, as anyone who's read my posts on Lewis / Hamilton will know.

    There are some good ones in here though. Bando <laugh>
     
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  5. RoadRunner

    RoadRunner Well-Known Member

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    Vettel - Douchebag
    Webber - Webbsley
    Alonso - Alfonso
    Massa - Felipe baby
    Button - Button
    Sergio - Checo
    Raikkonen - Kimi
    Grosjean - Grosjean
    Hamilton - That guy the British media goes nuts for and it's really annoying
    Rosberg - Britney
    Hulkenberg - Dinkelberg
    Gutierrez - Gutierrez
    Di Resta - Oh **** what's he said now?
    Sutil - Stabby stabby
    Maldonado - Uh oh, look who he's just in front of.
    Bottas - Valkkeri Bokkanen
    Ricciardo - Future Soulmate
    Vergne - JEV
    Pic - Piccolo
    Van der Garde - En Garde
    Bianchi - So dreamy...
    Chilton - Daddy's boy.
     
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  6. Han Shot First

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    Vettel - Seb
    Webber - Porsche Factory Driver Mark Webber
    Alonso - Fernando/Gay Pirate (depends on facial hair)
    Massa - Felipe
    Button - Button/JB
    Perez - Perez/Checo
    Raikkonen - Kimi
    Grosjean - Grosjean
    Hamilton - Cockhead/Arse/C*nt/W*nker/Hamilton/Dingleberry/Pillock/Prat/Muppet/Moron/Fool/Twazzock
    Rosberg - Britney
    Hulkenberg - Hulk
    Gutierrez - Crap
    di Resta - Dire Resta/The guy who beat Vettel in F3
    Sutil - The Pianist/ Dolphin boy
    Maldonado - Maldo
    Bottas - Fatso
    Ricciardo - Daniel
    Vergne - JEV
    Pic - Never mentioned him
    van der Garde - That dutch guy
    Bianchi - Bianchi
    Chilton - Nepo-man
     
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  7. SgtBhaji

    SgtBhaji Well-Known Member

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    Q: What do you call F1 drivers?

    A: Lucky B'stards.
     
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  8. SgtBhaji

    SgtBhaji Well-Known Member

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    Because of F1 Rejects.

    Grosjean = Rooooooooooooooooooomaaaan Grooooooooooooojean!

    I find myself saying it every time I see him.


    Oh and

    Maldonado = Super Maldonado
     
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  9. ZER0

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    I only have a couple of different names I use, otherwise its pretty much just their first or last names. I'm not that creative when it comes to names! <laugh>

    The only one I use which I haven't seen anyone else mention is calling Massa - Phil. I heard Bob Varsha use it before (I think) and for some reason that one stuck!
     
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    SgtBhaji Well-Known Member

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    It used to make me chuckle when Hobbs would call Kubica, Bob. :)
     
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  11. ZER0

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    Oh man, I totally forgot about that! It more makes me a bit sad though because I'm realizing my forgetfulness is stemming from the fact that he's been gone for so long.
     
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  12. The Iceman

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    Grosjean = Chicken Goujon
     
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  13. Max Whiplash

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    Vettel - Goldfinger/Seb
    Webber - Mark
    Alonso - Flonso
    Massa - Felipe Baby
    Button - Jason Bottom
    Perez - Checo
    Raikkonen - Kimi
    Grosjean - Baby-Gros
    Hamilton - Lewis
    Rosberg - Britney
    Hulkenberg - Hulk
    Gutierrez - Gloria
    di Resta - Dire Rear
    Sutil - Flipper
    Maldonado - Super Maldo
    Bottas - Valerie Bottoms
    Ricciardo -
    Vergne - JEV
    Pic - Chas
    van der Garde - VDG
    Bianchi - :emoticon-0115-inlov
    Chilton - Pepsi
     
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  14. The Iceman

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    Vettel - Seb
    Webber - Mark Webber
    Alonso - Fernando/Nando
    Massa - Felipe Baby
    Button - Jenson
    Perez - Checo/Sergio
    Raikkonen - Kimi/Iceman
    Grosjean - Chicken Goujon/Gross Jean
    Hamilton - Lewis
    Rosberg - Britney/Nico
    Hulkenberg - Hulk
    Gutierrez -
    di Resta - PDR/Dire Esta
    Sutil -
    Maldonado - Super Maldo/Pastor/Maldo
    Bottas - Valterri
    Ricciardo -
    Vergne - JEV
    Pic -
    van der Garde - VDG
    Bianchi - Jules
    Chilton - Max
     
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