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Morecambe v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

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  1. Nutter

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    This isn't the players fault. There is no shape - there are no tactics - they are hoofing the ball up to nobody. The players don't know what they're supposed to be doing - We've been bad over the years but this is beyond dire. Pardew has completely lost whatever tenuous grip he ever had on what was barely a plot - it doesn't matter who we bring in, if anyone - Pardew and his clueless coaches have to go. It's only going to get worse and there are no excuses for tonight. At least play with a system ffs.

    I wonder if I'll ever enjoy watching Newcastle ever again.
     
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    Nutter, Aug 28, 2013
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Oooo Shola on 15 minutes earlier than normal!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013
  3. pgakev

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    I think the problem is this... Pardew has his head so far up Fat Mikes arse that he is not able to see or hear anything that is going on the pitch. His sight and sound is obscured by Mikes ****e!!!!!!
     
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    pgakev, Aug 28, 2013
  4. Keith Fit

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    Fear not. The big guns have come on. The Ameobi's are on the pitch....
     
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    Keith Fit, Aug 28, 2013
  5. pgakev

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    Oh thank **** for that, Shola is on!!! LMFAO!!!!
     
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    pgakev, Aug 28, 2013
  6. whack&blite

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    To be fair, we did need a bit of muscle... :rolleyes:
     
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  7. pgakev

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    Now there is a sentence i hoped i would never ever hear from a pundit.. " lets hope Newcastle can try and take the game to Morecambe!!""" FFS what the hell is going on????
     
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    pgakev, Aug 28, 2013
  8. Darth Plagueis

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    And I said Shola would be a good sub...
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Aug 28, 2013
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Poor again from Shola
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013
  10. pgakev

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    You useless ****!!!!
     
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    pgakev, Aug 28, 2013
  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how many watching this, have actually watched reserve team football ???

    becuase this is exactly what it is
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 28, 2013
  12. magicbus

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    We dont seem to have a clue to be honest. Morecambe should be at least 2 goals up if it was not for Gosling. Vuckic needs moving on hardly been involved at all. Unless there is a complete turn around in our play we are going out.
     
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    magicbus, Aug 28, 2013
  13. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    That was the ****test thing I've ever seen. Just imagine if that chance was genuinely important, in a game of massive significance. Useless bastard.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Aug 28, 2013
  14. pgakev

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    **** it im turning off... Gonna listen to the Rick Gervais Show, with Karl Pilkington and Stephen Merchant. 3 ****wits that make me piss myself laughing. Hang on that sounds familiar......lol
     
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    pgakev, Aug 28, 2013
  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Happy with Good, Dummet, Sammy, Gosling and Bigi - rest a pile of.......
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013
  16. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Mapou was the title-winning captain of Montpellier, and rated as one of the most promising CB's in Europe. What the **** has Pardew done to him?
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Aug 28, 2013
  17. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    What the **** is that fat **** Allardyce doing there? Who could he possibly be looking at? Please be Shola and Sammy.

    Then again, he can't be impressed with anything he's seen...
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Aug 28, 2013
  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    He's told him to hit it long so when he does his usual run out of defence run he then hears Pards hit it and it confuses him
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 28, 2013
  19. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Him and so many others.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Aug 28, 2013
  20. pgakev

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    why is Fat sam there??? Is he going to hoover up our **** players? Dont think we have enough money to pay West Ham to take them off our hands!!!!
     
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    pgakev, Aug 28, 2013
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